British Association of Gingers Excommunicates Prince Harry From Ranks For Giving Redheads a Bad Name
Highest ranking members of the British Association of Gingers BAG, have voted in favour of banishing red-haired Prince Harry from their ranks, as they no longer consider him “part of the gang” and giving redheads a bad name with the way he has treated the royal family.
According to reports from Daily Star UK, Harry 36, who is one of the UK’s highest-profile gingers, along with Ed Sheeran and Mick Hucknall, during an interview with US chat show host, Oprah Winfrey, accused his family of a lack of support for his American wife Meghan Markle, adding that he felt trapped in the family and also felt “let down” by his dad Prince Charles after their security was pulled.
Meghan also told how one member of the royal family had voiced “concerns” with Harry about the tone of their son Archie’s skin.
Fellow members of the redhead ‘gang’ were not in support of his revelation and they outrightly condemned him for granting such an interview as it was seen as an air of dirty laundry in the public, hence, creating a problem for their beloved Queen.
Chairman of BAG, Gary ‘Carrot Top’ Smithers, said: “As a famous ginger, we expect Harry to really fly the flag for the redhead community in a positive way – you know, like Geri Halliwell and Chris Evans.
“We’re known for having fiery tempers, but the way Harry’s aired his dirty laundry in public and taken aim at his own family, creating a problem for our beloved Queen, is not what we’re about.” “It was a bit selfish and to be honest, he’s acted more like a blond than a redhead.
“If he ever returns to the UK – and I hope he doesn’t – he won’t be welcome at BAG meetings or social events. He’s brought shame on redheads and can consider himself excommunicated. “Thank the lord he’s going bald anyway.” he said.